Time Travel Ruins Everything.

I just watched a vid that criticized Futurama for retcon-ing the tale of Seymore the dog. It went on to examine retcon in other works, and of it, and remakes, and followups long after the original... suck. And hard the original works that we've grown attached to, and don't need having had messed with.

Here's that vid: https://youtu.be/nxDroU9WAmc

Eh. A lot of good points. Though I had a different take. I don't have time travel in any of my writing. I feel in falls into deus ex machine pretty easily, and once an audience/reader knows Tim travel is in play, the question will often hang in the air if anything they've seen so far will matter, or be wiped away in an instant. If told well, it's not that extreme, and can be done well, but... meh... Tolerance for time travel varies from person to person, but when I heard Avengers: End Game was going to be a 'time heist'.... ugh... I enjoyed the flick well enough, but... but every time I consider watching it again, remembering the great moments, I also remember I have to go through all the time stuff first. And the Hawekeye stuff. And the... ugh. And I end up re-watching Castlevania or something.

So... Time travel ruins everything. Ok, not everything, but a lot. I'm not so concerned with Seymore's retcon, the initial episode hit hard, and it's not like it was retconned next week or anything. It was left to simmer, and if we're of a Time travelly mindset, we can merrily accept that both outcomes are simultaneously true. Time travel makes that mindset very possible.

As opposed to Rey kissing Kylo. We can hate it, we can wish it didn't happen, but in a time-travel free world, the fanfic-est mind needs to accept that it happened in canon.

What happened in canon if Futurama? Yes. It all did, none of it did, because the time travel factor exists. A wild card that is theoretically unceasing. This is also true of say... star trek. They love the time travel, but are less trigger-happy with it.

Star TREK microwaves don't accidentally cause time tra... .. yet.

Futurama's a lot more loosely goosey with time. We can hate it, or accept the freedom it supplies us to accept alternate timelines. Like we accept Rose Tyler getting a photocopy of the Doctor to keep for herself. But then Trek had that Romulan thing that we have to accept, because rules are rules, and timelines are flexibly strict, and we have to ignore accepting adherence to the solid fluidity of the rules of infinite choices we have only many of, but none.

..... time travel ruins everything.

59.78260869565217% Exodus

April 10th, I declared the Rubberman's Exodus to be 30% done. That's first draft, but I edit as I go, so my first drafts tend to bear a striking resemblance to my final draft, minus typos.

Today, I compared wordcount or Exodus compared to the previous book, Rubberman's Citizens, and by that metric, Exodus) is 59.78260869565217% finished. So I'm pretty pleased with this pace. I know I'd had stints where I had been getting multiple pages per day, and I'm not doing THAT right now, but it's been a slow and steady thing.

This isn't the final cover, but the final might be similar.

In other news, I've decided on a name for the next series. I've leaked an experiment for a cover for the first book of it in closed groups, and is purdy. I miiiight do a cover reveal on that when I've polished it up a bit. I'm not too happy with the rubberman series covers. I had a theme, I wanted a cohesive look, but they don't draw you in much.

Anyway, the next series will follow a character or two that my readers already know. It's an idea I've pondered for quite a while, but the concept has crystalized a lot lately. Unlike my other two series, where they take place in the same world with other main characters taking centre stage, this series will decidedly star one central character. In that way, it will be a bit of a step towards serialization.

And yes, it's a she.

Sort of.

-- Also, the house can get pretty loud with multiple students doing some classes on zoom, and my wife working from home often using zoom.

Here, I memed.

Write a book, darn you! Outlines and plotting in your pants.

My job in the real world is 'facility attendant' as a seniors' activity centre. There's karaoke, there's bridge, there's tai chi, table tennis, and on, and on. But covid's got stuff such down. Which leads to bored/isolated seniors. The activity co-ordinator has taken it upon herself to do these newsletters to help. She asked if I could throw something in, and knowing I write, she asked if I could put together a bit about writing for bored seniors. I whipped something out. I've done talks on it, and contributed to books about it, but I figured others might get some use out of what I wrote for the newsletter... Here we go!

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I used to write little short stories for fun, but the idea of writing a full book seemed like an insurmountable feat I would never dare to challenge. But one day, I ended up with a short story I liked enough to write 2 sequels and a prequel for. The sum of them formed the blocks to my first novel. As much as I still like that book, through my own fiddling, and talking with other writers, I've come up with a bit of a system to make it easier.

I was taught about outlines in school, but it always seemed like such a tedious waste of time. It can feel like that when your assignment is half a page, but if your goal is a hundred or more pages, it gets a lot more useful. There's writers who are 'plotters' who plan everything in detail before they get into 'actual' writing, and there's 'pansters', who fly by the seat of their pants. That describes my first book, I suppose, but now I'm somewhere in between a plotter and pantser.

Once I have my basic idea, I separate it into single line plot points- just to keep me on track. I'll use a cliche for an example-

-Dragon steals princess from castle
-King puts out a notice for a hero
-Bob sees the notice, and talks to king, gets directions
-Bob goes to fight dragon, wins, yay.

Each one of those lines could be described for pages and pages, possibly a meaty chapter.

Line one might turn into describing the town, the castle, the princess going about her daily routine, an omen as the skies turn dark, and a screech is heard. You can go onto as much detail as you feel like, and stretch thigs out. Of course, there's a risk of dragging things out too long, so making sure what you're describing remains interesting enough to support the length can be a tricky balance. This is an instance where brutally honest feedback comes in handy.

The most important thing to remember is that your outline is not a prison. Maybe you get a new idea as you're writing chapter 2, and decide Bob loses to the dragon, and ends up having to go questing for some magic weapon, or the directions were useless, or the king was in on it, getting the princess kidnapped for insurance money. Maybe it wasn't a dragon, maybe it was 5 trained apes in a dragon suit. You can easily end up with something that bears only the slightest resemblance to the original outline.

Honestly, one of the main purposes of an outline is to set markers to make the entire process of writing a book seem like less like one huge task, and more like manageable bites.

Once you've come to an ending, read it. Over and over. Being able to see your own flaws is a trained skill. When you already know what something is SUPPOSED to say, you subconsciously 'auto-correct' typos, plot holes, and awkward parts that aren't explained well. Self-editing can only go so far. When I think I have a book perfected, that's when I hand it to people I know who will be BRUTAL in finding errors, and honest, not sparing my feelings. Nothing is ever complete- I've had pro editors take a swing, and typos still get out. They say the best way to find an error is to publish, but it's up to the author and/or publisher to weed out as many as possible. Even 'the big guys' have this issue. There comes a point when you have to say 'good enough'.

But once it IS good enough? Then publishing is the next step. It can be as humble as having a single copy made for yourself, as ambitious as getting an agent and chasing the big traditional publishers, and anywhere in between. But that's a whole other topic...

Small authors are stalking you.

The thing about being a nobody writer is that in slow times, the KIndle unlimited reports occasionally imply the reading path of a single reader. It's a bit creepy in a way, but fascinating. If I am to draw the simplest conclusions based on how many pages have been read of which book, it would appear that someone in the states had a slow start to my first book,, Lifehack, but picked up speed, dong the bulk of it yesterday and the day before, them moving right on to my 2nd book, Watching Yute. Yute has A very different tone, but it has not slowed them down. (Again, I'm drawing conclusions COULD be 1000 readers each reading one page, then moving on, or 250 people reading 4 pages, etc, etc, but I think my initial conclusions are pretty likely.) I worry that Yute's vastly different (and depressing!) low-action tone would turn off people who just finished blowing up 2 cities worth of zombies, but, my new reader seems to be into it. There is an urge to lean over their shoulder and see where they are exactly, and gush. "Ooh, see that part? She was implying... oh, you got that? Good. Ooh, this next part is good, READ IT REALLY HARD! I'll hold your hand if you need support." A small writer very much appreciates support, (and good lord, a review?? That can make a month!) but the little ones are watching from the corner when you wander into their shop. They dearly hope you enjoy whatever little candy you pick up, and would treasure feedback if it was a little too sweet? Oh, you would have liked a stronger hint of raspberry? The gooey centre could have been bigger? Would that have been too overt? I don't want to diminish it by putting in too much, but Ohh yes, the middle can be... SO GOOD. Did you rush in for it? Did you savour the outer layers? They were there for your pleasure, to complete the experience.

Rubberman's Exodus is at 30%... and what's with my series' consistency?

I've been fortunate enough that the majority of reviews for my books (as few as they have been compared to many books) have been positive. By one means or another, (and/or an updated cover) my first book remains my most popular.

Among the handful of reviews that are not-so-positive, pops up a notion now and then that "It started out good, and then..."

Yeah, I get that, I can see why that can happen. Lifehack was born from a set of four not-so-short stories. In the first one, our hero is mostly alone, doing a typical survival v zombies thing.

After the first quarter of the book, (passing from story 1 to story 2) she is basically rescued, much less alone, no longer living in that oppressive claustrophobic threat that seems to be a mainstay of typical zombie fare.

Around here, there's a bit of a shift into ROMCOM territory. And people looking for a ZOMBIE BOOK... are prone to get turned off. The other side of the coin is that people not really into general zombie stuff have really enjoyed it.

I warn people as such... "If you're a big zombie book fan, this isn't it." I don't dwell on gore nearly as much. It's there, it impacts our hero, but I don't feel the need to run the readers' faces in it.

The tonal shift from the first quarter to the rest of the book comes down to the book not being grounded in one consistent theme in some ways. First-book-itis, maybe.

This inconsistent tone is also reflected in the Lifehack series as a whole. The following book, Watching Yute, is drastically different. There are some zombies in it, but they barely muster a side-story, with the nanotech aspect being the bigger threat.... and in much more subtle/tangential ways. The book is also a huge downer, on purpose. I love it, it wrecks me. But it's a HARD turn from the hijinks of LIfehck

Then the series caps off with Echeos of Erebus. The hijinks get ramped back up a bit, the depressing bits get toned down, and we end up with a sort of balance of action/drama between former 2 books, Then glaze it with extra nanites.


As a series, my first 3 books weren't planned very well. I still like the books, and the world they formed, but it didn't help foster a readership that could justifiably be off-put by the drastically shifting tone from one book to the next.

AS SUCH- the Rubberman series was planned and laid out from the start with a skeletal framework that could host several stories that felt more consistently .... related to each other. As I write book 3 of Rubberman, (Rubberman's Exodus) there is going to be a dramatic shift- but it was planned all along. I've just passed what will probably be the 1/3 mark in the book, and I'm writing the beginning of that shift.

10 years down the road, will I be seeing reviews saying "Huh, Exodus started OK, but..."? Well, too bad. Can't please everyone. And there HAS to be some shifts in tone. Consistency for consistency's sake would be dull. Rubberman's Citizens is a little bit of an outlier from the bulk of the series, with a handful more action, and taking place mainly in one section of the series' 'geography'.

There's a balance to be had. Will the balance I settle on please everyone?

Absolutely not.

Will my next series have a balance that pleases everyone?

 Absolutely not.

Am I going to let that keep me up at night?

Guess.

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Contact in the dark. Rubberman's Exodus WIP fresh section

Fresh section, checking in on a couple of side-characters during the blackout. This isn't edited much, and could likely change by the final book.

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“Contact?” Gabe called into Contact's dark office, “Are you here?”

“Gabe is that you?” Sounds of Contact fumbling to stand accompanied that of a cup falling to the ground, then rolling away. “Get these lights on!”

“I... I'm sure Messenger is working on it, Contact.”

“Have we asked him? Properly?”

“I'm not sure where he is. What... what do you mean by asking him properly?”

Contact scoffed. “In recent years, I've seen people addressing the Messenger with less reverence than is proper for the servant of the Great Actual. This is all a warning! A punishment! We must throw ourselves before Messenger and beg for forgiveness!”

“I'm not sure-”

“I blame that Lenth! A mere Subject, and-”

“Contact, the Messenger seems to favour Lenth well enough, if Lenth were to blame-”

“Whatever! It's not right! He's a problematic sort!”

Gabe sighed. “Contact, the reason I'm here is just to make you aware that several Subjects are out of their Units. It seems that in light of this unexpected blackout, some Managers have decided-”

“They're loose!? Subjects running around loose!?” Staggered footsteps could be heard in Contact's direction, going nowhere very quickly.

“None of them are above Manager level right now, and they're peaceful. It's only a dozen or two. It's not like Citizenry's spilled out.”

Contact let out a horrified gasp, and then a moment of silence.

“Contact? Are you a-”

“Has anyone checked that Citizenry is secure?!”

“From the Grand Elevator shaft, things seem quiet,” Gabe said.

“This is all unacceptable! Find Messenger! Politely! Now!”

Gabe sighed. Again. “All right. Stay safe here, okay, Contact? I'll... make sure I post a Provider near your door to keep problematic sorts away from you.”

“Post two!”

“Sure.”

“Four?”

“Sure.”

“And do we know where those shock-sticks are?”

“Four guards with shock-sticks. I'll see what I can do.”

“Good, good. You're a good man, Gabe.”

“Sure.”

Corvid (NOT COVID! BECAUSE!!!) total giveaway mar 19-24

Corvid (You heard me) giveaway! All my books, free for kindle users (which is a free app also) starting FRIDAY, March 19^th, though to TUESDAY March 24. (Except Rubberman's Citizens, which is only eligible for 19^th-20^th, due to a recent giveaway) -oh, and as always, they're on kindle unlimited for those who have that, and miss the giveaway, or just wanna credit me some points.. :P

https://www.amazon.com/Joseph-Picard/e/B002LPT7VA/

SO, this entails the entire Lifehack series including the short Cassidy's Ladder, the Rubberman series as it exists thus far, and The Many Grape.. glib descriptions:

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Lifehack: Girl meets nano-controlled zombies, doesn't like em. Meets another girl, other girl doesn't like HER, love, death, techno zoms. My zombie stories aren't as gory as many zombie fans might like, tastes vary, many non-zombie readers have really enjoyed Lifehack.

Watching Yute: Lifehack's world, 2 years later. Different girl, melancholy angst, finds love, and more angst, and more angst. This is not a happy book. I love it, but people who need a happily ever after story can steer clear. Contains some zombie-type content, but not much, really. I guess they were feeling too angsty.

Cassidy's Ladder: A short story, with zero sci-fi, and zero zombies, that focuses on the main character dealing with all that sticky angst she was left with. For those who realllly need that happy ending. -although this can be read and make sense even if you haven't read Watching Yute

Echoes of Erebus: Last book in the Lifehack world. Another 2 years later. Different girl, who technically isn't a girl, trying to figure out what that means, and what to make of the fact that her dad/creator LIVES IN A CORNER OF HER BRAIN, and was responsible for all the zombie fun from Lifehack. And she's made largely from reconstituted fish bits. Zombie content: Notable. But moreso for zombie-related abomination thingies. May contain a talking lizard.

All of the above constitutes the entire Lifehack series. They can all be read independently and they make sense. On to the Rubberman series-

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Rubberman's Cage: Boy grew up in an environment about the size of a house with 3 Brothers and a guy in a rubber suit in his ceiling who controls their daily routine. And that was all he knew to exist. A couple of people die, hero goes exploring through what turns out to be a 40 story deep facility that's been running independently for generations, resulting in fractured sub-cultures that all hold dear to their own versions of ignorance as to what's actually going on. And our hero learns about such crazy things like... like papayas, and elevators, and these lumpy men called …. wo-men. And somehow a tree is going to eat his Brother, but that's hard for him to get his head around.

Rubberman's Citizens: One of the areas in the Facility is the Citizenry. They were once the luckiest around, but over time, they've degraded into a brutal little society where systematic abuse is inescapable and expected. They used to lock everyone else in the facility out. Now everyone in the facility keeps them locked in. -but seeds of rebellion were bound to take root eventually. Leena leads against an increasingly insane local dictator, but keeping her friends and loved ones safe as the next dictatorship begins in the wake of the last one- will take some out-of-the-box thinking.

Rubberman's Exodus- SHUT UP, It's not done yet!

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Also in the giveaway is The Many Grape. It's really better in paper form, due to being made more than 50% of illustrations, but it's still readable if you click and zoom and all that junk as you go along. So what is it? I've been fOrTuNaTe enough to have done many a month of time in the hospital. Meals come on a tray, and on the tray is a packing slip. These packing slips are often worded in odd ways, such informing me I was getting ONE GRAPES. Or HALF BANANA. Not half A banana... but HALF BANANA. Begging the question, half banana and half WHAT? In response, I began doodling stupid little things on the packing slips to amuse myself in the short time between finishing the meal and the tray getting picked up. Th staff liked them, so... BOOK. In contains pictures of the packing slips and their defacement by me, and some kind of comment about it, and/or hospital life. It's a goofy little thing.