Monday, October 13, 2014

High-Sci-Fi mentality

Who's into Ghost in the Shell? I've seen a whole 2 episodes of the 'Arise' series.. and it dawns on me how much you need to be already steeped in the cyber-nerd lore to know what's going on.

Yes, this is the butch-iest version of Motoko Kusanagi in a long while. Guess how much she gives a crap what you think?

I recently cited a scene where the Major slips into a shiny cyberspace VR while riding her motorbike. Her surroundings in the VR are very similar. She's still on her bike, it's still the same roads.. more or less... but the world has a different tint, and the heavy traffic is gone.

Not entirely sure how she ended up in VR, she does what comes naturally, almost immediately dividing into four copies, so she can explore efficiently. (Us contemporary mortals have to settle for opening browser tabs.)
Later, she gets into a fist fight where people are hacking each others' vision, allowing them to seemingly appear and disappear for strategic purposes, say nothing of the participants who show up in the middle who are capable of just plain being invisible.

A logicoma. I couldn't find a picture of one being invisible. Odd.

It's all fun and games until the tank on the ceiling opens fire, or someone rips off an arm. (The GITS shows can't resist playing tropes from the movie...It's okay, they're entirely synthetic arms, didn't hurt! Come back here, I'll bite your knees off!)

Oh bollocks. Cyborgs weren't invented in time for the Black Knight. Hence the bleeding.

I wonder how guilty I am of writing ideas that laymen don't get.... I try to write in an accessible way, but it can be hard to do a reading, especially from the middle of a book, when I have to explain concepts developed in the first half... how much can I get away with dumping on an unsuspecting crowd for a reading? Ehhhh, they'll figure it out... ya?

Oh, on that note, the reading at VCON went great last week, even if I had to explain a little bit first... I'll tell the tale of the reading, and post what I read in an upcoming post...

Tuesday, September 9, 2014

Hardcover's out too!

 http://www.lulu.com/shop/joseph-picard/rubbermans-cage/hardcover/product-21795002.html -I do my hardcovers through Lulu, and not via amazon for various reasons.

The paperback, and the kindle are on amazon...! -although the ebook format is still in pre-order status. It will be out in early october. I have my own personal supply of paperbacks for VCON, sitting right next to me!

Check it out at amazon, http://www.amazon.com/Rubbermans-Cage-Volume-Joseph-Picard/dp/0981396003/ref=tmm_pap_title_0  it already has a review. It's a really good review... so good, if I didn't know better, I might wonder if it was bought, or done by a relative or something. Oh, and amazon's usual 'look inside' dealie is in place, too.

Go see, go see! It's my 4th book, but that doesn't mean I can't still get giddy.

Tuesday, September 2, 2014

RUBBERMAN'S CAGE IS LAUNCHED!

In the paperback format, anyway. Kindle is still cooking.

Paperback: http://www.amazon.com/Rubbermans-Cage-1-Joseph-Picard/dp/0981396003

Kindle (only available for pre-order right now): http://www.amazon.com/Rubbermans-Cage-Joseph-Picard-ebook/dp/B00MT427K6

Rubberman's Cage will be thrown under the labels "Sci-fi", "Dystopian" and "Post-Apocaypse". The odd thing it, despite kind of feeling like all those things.... technically it isn't. I expect fans of those genres will be happy though. Some of the most important issues the book finds itself in aren't even hinted at in the blurb... but the blurb can only do so much before it becomes too long, or littered with spoilers.


Lenth grew up in a lie.

Apparently there's more than five people in the world.

Four Brothers live their lives in an enclosed habitat as directed by the silent Rubberman above them. When they disobey, they get shocked. This is normal. It always has been.

When a Brother dies, they learn of death. When he is replaced by someone new, they learn they are replaceable.

When the ceiling above the ceiling cracks open, Lenth plans a journey beyond the known universe:

A third floor.

Up.


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Tuesday, August 12, 2014

An interview with a Rubberman.

Sillier and shorter than the Lenth interview. A Rubberman is supposed to convey some degree of respect- even fear, to his Subjects.. this video does not portray that. :)


I got interviewed about an interview.

I didn't realize how odd that is until I typed the title of this post. Have you seen my "interview with Lenth"?

If you missed it, (I very recently posted it on this blog,) here it is:


And Tabitha Ormiston-Smith thinks it's a peachy idea, so she wanted to interview me about it! Here it is:

http://topcatsalley.blogspot.com.au/2014/08/book-trailer-as-entertainment.html

Now if only the book in question was a book of interviews with interviewers interviewing interviewers.

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BuffaloBuffaloBuffalo.

Oh, and another vid is coming very soon....

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Sunday, August 10, 2014

Ph3ar the Cloud......And Jessica Chobot. And apparently my $15 investment has gone way up..


The other day on the youtube, I was forced to realize that gaming companies kind of don't want me to own games, but rather access them through streaming play in a rental-like setup. And I'd be more sad if I still had any time to play games.

I also confirmed that I can't stand the Nerdist anchor wusserface Chobot.

Hey! Listen! Listen! Hey! Hey listen! Hey! Hey!

I really wanted to like her as a gal in a field full of Bro-dudes, but try as I might, she drives me friggin nuts. Like she's trying waaaay to hard to be quirky. Sorry Ms. Chobot. Maybe if you'd just tone it down a bit, relax. But I've already admitted that I'm not gaming's key target anymore. So....

(edit... the bulk of this post was written over a week ago. Jessica Chobot's been on vacation. I saw new video of her after she got back. She seemed 15% less grating. Nerdist is obviously reading my FB posts, and takes my opinions seriously. That's what it means, right? Right?)

Hush, Joseph. Or I'll cut you.

Ahem.. back to the notion of a netflix-style future for mainstream gaming...

I DON'T WANNA RENT AND STREAM A GAME IN 3 MONTH.CHUNKS, I MIGHT NOT GET TO EVEN TRY IT IN THAT TIME!

Just ask the Mass Effect trilogy downloads I got cheap like a month or two ago... I've managed to play about an hour of it so far.

I'm gonna go cuddle my copy of Final Fantasy 1 still in the original packaging.
Lil display hangar tag thing and everything, like all the NES games had. Wanna see? Ehh, it's waaaay over there.. Maybe later.

This one isn't mine. Mine isn't in one of these dingus 'VGA' collector cases. This sucker here? Costs over 400 bucks on EBAY. Mine is in similar condition. I don't have the VGA rating/case, but this guy doesn't have the lil plastic hangar thing, from the looks of it.

I can imagine a world where we're expected to be subscribed to movies, and to a music service, and to a gaming service, owning NONE of our favorites but merely permitted to access them, as long as we keep paying monthly, and the companies keep them available.

It would be just too bad if the service discontinues the item. Or discontinues it's entire service.

Fear the cloud.

The cloud wants to latch onto your neck and drink till ya die.

Saturday, August 9, 2014

Rubberman's Cage - Lenth's Interview video

Hey folks! With my next book, Rubberman's Cage coming up fast, I made a video while I waited on the editors.. it's an interview of Rubberman Cage's main character, Lenth.

It was written in an FB chat by me as Lenth, and Tabitha Ormiston-Smith asking 'Lenth' questions. One draft, ad-libbed script. She couldn't make it to the video shoot, as she's in Australia, and I'm in Vancouver, so in the video, it's only her words that make an appearance. I get to star as Lenth.. and I'm told I can kind of act!

The vid reveals a lot about the book's concept, and the life Lenth has been leading up until that point, (roughly a third through the book) He lived in a small area with his 'Brothers', supervised by a silent 'Rubberman', and this has been his normal life from birth... and then one of his Brothers became dead! And then disappeared overnight...

 ANYWAY, so check it out. The camera stinks, but I managed to salvage an interesting final production, I think.... gimmie feedback, SVP!

 http://youtu.be/qQC-0yzjs5w